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I should have put this up earlier but we were too busy perfecting the sausage

these new coloured pens are freaking me out

I feel weird

politics

or could be an unusual worm

all u gotta do

easy huh

YES my haircut does contain two big-headed stickpersons

I live life to the fullest

welcome to my S/S 2016 collection

my best work yet I feel u will agree

can u stop yr cow it is lookin at me funny

fuck yr cow

lovely portrait of a lovely family

I personally have never seen anything so lovely

HI welcome 2 my new currency ZLUBZ

plus tax

Quiz

the dice are loaded against u

London joke

ha ha ha

approach yr Walnut Whip with caution

we believe he may have committed a beard-related crime

my new album will be called:

far out or what

New legs

not sure about these

YES that is a croissant on my head

GOODBYE

hi from the owltopus

rare

OK who gave the horse hair gel

unhelpful

THE MYSTIKAL ONION

powerful smell

where is Geoff

thank fuck for that

large man w/ pint WHAT IS YR ENDGAME?

TELL ME

new masterpiece

all in teh detail

PYTHAGORAS’S THEOREM

geometry in action

VINNY JONES

another masterpiece

I Don’t want a clean slate I want a robot mummy

answer to all problems

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happy potato sad potato Rick Astley

first lesson of many at all-new Benbo™ tuber taxonomy college join now

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get down to local Benbo™ haberdashery now for Benbo™ stripy ribbon while stocks last

PORTRAITS OF THE STARS #2: “Trevor” (Brooking)

no caption needed

bow before the master

please

SAUCEPAN OF POWER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

wisdom

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good advice for all fridge owners

line of absurdity

do not step over the line

EXTRAORDINARY! PROGRESS! IS BEING MADE BY IDIOTS

how else would one account for my incredible success

“leaving… on a jet crocodile”

1st class

halves

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LATEST FASHIONS

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MESSAGE FROM PHONE

marvel of technology

fig. 5 Benbo™ organization chart

create yr own role

DAVE JELLY says

clash of titans

HOLE FOODS

now u know how to fill a hole

RAVE JELLY says “don’t eat Fruit Pastilles they are my cousins”

family comes first

best of friends

❤️

what happen when all bits gets mess up

beuatiful

HI FROM THE LIMOUSINE

HELP I AM TRAPPED IN HERE

DARTH WADER

u don't know the power of the dark side

WELCOME you are among friend

sit here we have a chair for you

OFF DUTY NUNS

chill nuns

father son time

attempt to maintain cordial relations

just a volcano standing in front of an alien asking it to love me

fucking Richard Curtis made it to Mars already

BEHOLD a weird new constellation

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WELCOME

ok

mmm lovely fresh notebook

time to open a new chapter innit

Blow the Horn of the People

play it

favourite new band

ASBESTOS POTATO \m/

TREMENDOUS SPEED

new wheelchair

not going to be easy to pick up those Maltesers

shit

LIFE DRAWING CLASS with Sticky McStick

wednesdays 9pm no perverts

FLEEING POWER STATION

punch it with a FUCKING donkey

this haircut to be auctioned by David Dickinson

u cannot afford

TRAMPET OF DOOM

do not use it for evil