one-armed upside-down naked man says hi

leave me alone you weird fucker

today’s bean is brought to you by the letter O

tomorrow's bean will be brought to you by the letter penis

CIRCLES explain everything

go ahead ask any question

SIR your haircut appears to be a murmuration

have you asked the head doctor to check your head

Have u seen my Mighty Pencil?

can't believe I have lost my mighty pencil

in the animal kingdom the ANT is king

congratulations

worrying letters #1

Z

thank you Catchphrase

in fact thank you to all TV programmes

these guys

tip top

wankers

wankers!

through the tear in the fabric of time & space

it's not all doom and gloom in there

HAKE HEAD there seems to be something fishy going on

the joke that just keeps on giving

CAKE HEAD how does your top half stay on

one of life's mysteries

stupid comparisons #1

potentially an evergreen series

postcard from some other dimensions

the view is weird

GREETINGS from the gravitational wave

we have been waiting for you

I am available to model the latest hats

milliners, rejoice!

Hello. We are in the business of perfecting the sausage. Join us

I should have put this up earlier but we were too busy perfecting the sausage

something has gone badly wrong with the night sky

I think it is the apocalypse

this poor family of bananas

disgraceful shared

GREETINGS I am supervillain of the century

we are doomed who has 1 million pounds these days

a night on the town can swiftly degenerate

reproduction is not always desirable

PUNCH POCKETS

household tip

politics

or could be an unusual worm

all u gotta do

easy huh

YES my haircut does contain two big-headed stickpersons

I live life to the fullest

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME it will not work b/c u are shit at the circus stuff

fair warning

welcome to my S/S 2016 collection

my best work yet I feel u will agree

BAD DAY

why me

can u stop yr cow it is lookin at me funny

fuck yr cow

lovely portrait of a lovely family

I personally have never seen anything so lovely

welcome to your new home

you will be comfortable here

underwater octopus space type scene

bad times

this abstract artist painted me portrait and I’ve never bin the same since

art is dangerous do not look at it

my dog says hi

you are not helping

do not shine like star it will break u

instead simply hide light under bushel ✓

ERROR

please now remove your giant hairy kidney from our apparatus

yr teacher has a weird eyebrow

I cannot stop staring at it

CHANGE IS BAD

what are you talking about how can a turbo tele be bad

approach yr Walnut Whip with caution

we believe he may have committed a beard-related crime

New legs

not sure about these

YES that is a croissant on my head

GOODBYE

things

no idea sorry

hi from the owltopus

rare

FUCKIN TRIPPY TRIANGLE MATE

insane

OK who gave the horse hair gel

unhelpful

TAX IS BRILLIANT

hooray for tax returns

THE MYSTIKAL ONION

powerful smell

where is Geoff

thank fuck for that

MAN is very frail

do not put anything in his mouth

SHITTING BAGUETTE

not one of my best works

DAVE JELLY has been badly assaulted by Rave Jelly

this has gone too far

large man w/ pint WHAT IS YR ENDGAME?

TELL ME

new masterpiece

all in teh detail

RAVE JELLY has ordered this hammer off ebay to smash Dave Jelly

there has been an escalation in the Jelly situation

RAVE JELLY is not pleased

woah

shocked emoticon

say no to removing the face from this beautiful body just to satisfy stupid human text messaging

I Don’t want a clean slate I want a robot mummy

answer to all problems

happy potato sad potato Rick Astley

first lesson of many at all-new Benbo™ tuber taxonomy college join now

nobody makes pants the right size

come on capitalism

PORTRAITS OF THE STARS #2: “Trevor” (Brooking)

no caption needed

bow before the master

please

SAUCEPAN OF POWER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

wisdom

line of absurdity

do not step over the line

HANDS OFF MY PEN U THIEVIN BASTARD GEORGE (CLOONEY)

what an unbelievable bastard

consider the egg

proceed with caution

COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM

move on nothing to see here

NIPPLES ON HOLIDAY

bit of winter sun

fa la la la la la la la la

holidays are coming

“leaving… on a jet crocodile”

1st class

don’t eat me I am not a cookie

share to raise awareness

DAVE JELLY says

clash of titans

HOLE FOODS

now u know how to fill a hole

CAUTIONARY TALE

unhappy ending

RAVE JELLY says “don’t eat Fruit Pastilles they are my cousins”

family comes first

best of friends

❤️

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

for all fans of Xmas

EVER MORE COMPLEX AND POWERFUL SPIDERS XXX XXXXXX XXX XXX

no need to panic

what happen when all bits gets mess up

beuatiful

Potential Dance Champion

please contact FREEPOST 8UMH0L3 with samples

DARTH WADER

u don't know the power of the dark side

WELCOME you are among friend

sit here we have a chair for you

triple head

hi there

fucking hell squares are growing legs now

fashion's new generation

OFF DUTY NUNS

chill nuns

father son time

attempt to maintain cordial relations

TITS

tits are so weird these days

just a volcano standing in front of an alien asking it to love me

fucking Richard Curtis made it to Mars already

BEHOLD a weird new constellation

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WELCOME

ok

mmm lovely fresh notebook

time to open a new chapter innit

Blow the Horn of the People

play it

idea for new comedy

bound to be hilarious

TREMENDOUS SPEED

new wheelchair

not going to be easy to pick up those Maltesers

shit

can u pinpoint where it all start to go wrong

recipe for success

LIFE DRAWING CLASS with Sticky McStick

wednesdays 9pm no perverts

This is your box

now fuck off

FLEEING POWER STATION

punch it with a FUCKING donkey

this haircut to be auctioned by David Dickinson

u cannot afford

TRAMPET OF DOOM

do not use it for evil