Hello. We are in the business of perfecting the sausage. Join us

I should have put this up earlier but we were too busy perfecting the sausage

Quiz

the dice are loaded against u

London joke

ha ha ha

approach yr Walnut Whip with caution

we believe he may have committed a beard-related crime

YES that is a croissant on my head

GOODBYE

THE MYSTIKAL ONION

powerful smell

SHITTING BAGUETTE

not one of my best works

DAVE JELLY has been badly assaulted by Rave Jelly

this has gone too far

large man w/ pint WHAT IS YR ENDGAME?

TELL ME

PYTHAGORAS’S THEOREM

geometry in action

RAVE JELLY has ordered this hammer off ebay to smash Dave Jelly

there has been an escalation in the Jelly situation

RAVE JELLY is not pleased

woah

I Don’t want a clean slate I want a robot mummy

answer to all problems

happy potato sad potato Rick Astley

first lesson of many at all-new Benbo™ tuber taxonomy college join now

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good advice for all fridge owners

DAVE JELLY says

clash of titans

HOLE FOODS

now u know how to fill a hole

RAVE JELLY says “don’t eat Fruit Pastilles they are my cousins”

family comes first

box of delight

John Masefield was incorrect

mmm lovely fresh notebook

time to open a new chapter innit

not going to be easy to pick up those Maltesers

shit