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I should have put this up earlier but we were too busy perfecting the sausage

a night on the town can swiftly degenerate

reproduction is not always desirable

LIFE is a big hairy ball

brilliant or what

politics

or could be an unusual worm

all u gotta do

easy huh

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME it will not work b/c u are shit at the circus stuff

fair warning

HI welcome 2 my new currency ZLUBZ

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Quiz

the dice are loaded against u

MAN is very frail

do not put anything in his mouth

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PYTHAGORAS’S THEOREM

geometry in action

happy potato sad potato Rick Astley

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good advice for all fridge owners

line of absurdity

do not step over the line

carefully observe the scrotum

thanks David Attenborough

EXTRAORDINARY! PROGRESS! IS BEING MADE BY IDIOTS

how else would one account for my incredible success

halves

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HOLE FOODS

now u know how to fill a hole

CAUTIONARY TALE

unhappy ending

box of delight

John Masefield was incorrect

WELCOME you are among friend

sit here we have a chair for you

THE TONGUE IS VERY LONG

go ahead check the facts

BEHOLD a weird new constellation

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Blow the Horn of the People

play it

TRAMPET OF DOOM

do not use it for evil