one-armed upside-down naked man says hi

leave me alone you weird fucker

SIR your haircut appears to be a murmuration

have you asked the head doctor to check your head

worrying letters #1


through the tear in the fabric of time & space

it's not all doom and gloom in there

YES my haircut does contain two big-headed stickpersons

I live life to the fullest

my dog says hi

you are not helping

yr teacher has a weird eyebrow

I cannot stop staring at it

approach yr Walnut Whip with caution

we believe he may have committed a beard-related crime