one-armed upside-down naked man says hi

leave me alone you weird fucker

CIRCLES explain everything

go ahead ask any question

worrying letters #1


HAKE HEAD there seems to be something fishy going on

the joke that just keeps on giving

CAKE HEAD how does your top half stay on

one of life's mysteries

stupid comparisons #1

potentially an evergreen series

GREETINGS from the gravitational wave

we have been waiting for you

I am available to model the latest hats

milliners, rejoice!

a night on the town can swiftly degenerate

reproduction is not always desirable

YES my haircut does contain two big-headed stickpersons

I live life to the fullest

welcome to my S/S 2016 collection

my best work yet I feel u will agree


why me

lovely portrait of a lovely family

I personally have never seen anything so lovely

this abstract artist painted me portrait and I’ve never bin the same since

art is dangerous do not look at it

yr teacher has a weird eyebrow

I cannot stop staring at it

approach yr Walnut Whip with caution

we believe he may have committed a beard-related crime

New legs

not sure about these

YES that is a croissant on my head


OK who gave the horse hair gel