YES my haircut does contain two big-headed stickpersons

I live life to the fullest

can u stop yr cow it is lookin at me funny

fuck yr cow

lovely portrait of a lovely family

I personally have never seen anything so lovely

HELLO FUCKFACE

thanks

this abstract artist painted me portrait and I’ve never bin the same since

art is dangerous do not look at it

my dog says hi

you are not helping

yr teacher has a weird eyebrow

I cannot stop staring at it

London joke

ha ha ha

approach yr Walnut Whip with caution

we believe he may have committed a beard-related crime

my new album will be called:

far out or what

hi from the owltopus

rare

FUCKIN TRIPPY TRIANGLE MATE

insane

THE MYSTIKAL ONION

powerful smell

where is Geoff

thank fuck for that

DAVE JELLY has been badly assaulted by Rave Jelly

this has gone too far

new masterpiece

all in teh detail

RAVE JELLY has ordered this hammer off ebay to smash Dave Jelly

there has been an escalation in the Jelly situation

RAVE JELLY is not pleased

woah

VINNY JONES

another masterpiece

Benbo™ AUTHENTIC GENUINE FOOTBALLER AUTOGRAPHS available now

direct from genuine actual Premiership footballer humans

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get down to local Benbo™ haberdashery now for Benbo™ stripy ribbon while stocks last

PORTRAITS OF THE STARS #2: “Trevor” (Brooking)

no caption needed

SAUCEPAN OF POWER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

wisdom

“leaving… on a jet crocodile”

1st class

LATEST FASHIONS

cheap

MESSAGE FROM PHONE

marvel of technology

DAVE JELLY says

clash of titans

RAVE JELLY says “don’t eat Fruit Pastilles they are my cousins”

family comes first

best of friends

❤️

what happen when all bits gets mess up

beuatiful

HI FROM THE LIMOUSINE

HELP I AM TRAPPED IN HERE

Potential Dance Champion

please contact FREEPOST 8UMH0L3 with samples

DARTH WADER

u don't know the power of the dark side

fucking hell squares are growing legs now

fashion's new generation

OFF DUTY NUNS

chill nuns

father son time

attempt to maintain cordial relations

just a volcano standing in front of an alien asking it to love me

fucking Richard Curtis made it to Mars already

MIGHTY TOWER OF RUDE WORDS

marvellous monolith

favourite new band

ASBESTOS POTATO \m/

TREMENDOUS SPEED

new wheelchair

LIFE DRAWING CLASS with Sticky McStick

wednesdays 9pm no perverts

FLEEING POWER STATION

punch it with a FUCKING donkey

this haircut to be auctioned by David Dickinson

u cannot afford