a night on the town can swiftly degenerate

reproduction is not always desirable

LIFE is a big hairy ball

brilliant or what

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME it will not work b/c u are shit at the circus stuff

fair warning

BAD DAY

why me

HELLO FUCKFACE

thanks

my dog says hi

you are not helping

yr teacher has a weird eyebrow

I cannot stop staring at it

CHANGE IS BAD

what are you talking about how can a turbo tele be bad

FUCKIN TRIPPY TRIANGLE MATE

insane

TAX IS BRILLIANT

hooray for tax returns

MAN is very frail

do not put anything in his mouth

SHITTING BAGUETTE

not one of my best works

Worry removal service

cheap

nobody makes pants the right size

come on capitalism

carefully observe the scrotum

thanks David Attenborough

SEND THIS BOX OF WANKERS TO ETON

2nd class ideally

box of delight

John Masefield was incorrect

triple head

hi there

fucking hell squares are growing legs now

fashion's new generation

THE TONGUE IS VERY LONG

go ahead check the facts

TITS

tits are so weird these days

MIGHTY TOWER OF RUDE WORDS

marvellous monolith

This is your box

now fuck off