one-armed upside-down naked man says hi

leave me alone you weird fucker

today’s bean is brought to you by the letter O

tomorrow's bean will be brought to you by the letter penis

SIR your haircut appears to be a murmuration

have you asked the head doctor to check your head

a night on the town can swiftly degenerate

reproduction is not always desirable

BAD DAY

why me

this abstract artist painted me portrait and I’ve never bin the same since

art is dangerous do not look at it

ERROR

please now remove your giant hairy kidney from our apparatus

yr teacher has a weird eyebrow

I cannot stop staring at it

MAN is very frail

do not put anything in his mouth

large man w/ pint WHAT IS YR ENDGAME?

TELL ME

HANDS OFF MY PEN U THIEVIN BASTARD GEORGE (CLOONEY)

what an unbelievable bastard

carefully observe the scrotum

thanks David Attenborough

NIPPLES ON HOLIDAY

bit of winter sun

what happen when all bits gets mess up

beuatiful

box of delight

John Masefield was incorrect

THE TONGUE IS VERY LONG

go ahead check the facts

TREMENDOUS SPEED

new wheelchair

this haircut to be auctioned by David Dickinson

u cannot afford

TRAMPET OF DOOM

do not use it for evil