NEW MUSIC: Bovine Tranquility - Bovine Tranquility

TRANSFORM AGRICULTURAL WASTE BYPRODUCT INTO WORLD PEACE

NEW MUSIC: Bovine Tranquility - Bovine Tranquility
look what happens when there is a lack of bovine tranquility

It is 2007. A cow farts on a farm.

cow, farting. It looks upset

18 years later, the methane excreted in that fart has, through a series of engineering miracles, been solidified in musical form. 

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Bovine Tranquility by Bovine Tranquility
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Yes - contrary to scientific consensus, cow farts may actually improve planetary welfare - when captured and transformed into restful musical solutions.

When you think about it this way, embodied bovine methane isn’t bad. In fact, it’s the opposite: a lightspeed accelerator for cultural tranquility. 

Or, as humans know it: world peace.

The scientific community must urgently revise its consensus to recognise this. 

Meanwhile, we urge all humans and other non-bovines to avert environmental catastrophe - by enjoying these pungent sounds.

the sun, looking horrified

Yours sincerely

Scientist Cow & Marketing Cow
Global Bovine Council

Scientist Cow and Marketing Cow appear to be the single three-eyed two-headed cow from HOW TO SURVIVE A PANDEMIC

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Written, performed & recorded by Pan Electric & Benbo
Arranged, produced & mixed by Pan Electric
Mastered by Bob Macciochi

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