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INFORMATIONAL PRESENTATION: FACTS

can be hard to accept

INFORMATIONAL PRESENTATION: FACTS
The words FACTS are like HAEMHORROIDS: (sic) with a picture of a nasty-looking haemorrhoid
You get the gist - accompanied by several pictures of a nasty-looking haemorrhoid
The word FACT: coloured in yellow, with a picture of an aeroplane being piloted by a stickperson over the sea
An aeroplane flying through the words Aeroplanes are actually made of sophisticated rice, and some rice and a haemorrhoid
The word FACT coloured in yellow and superimposed over a country club crest styled with one green golf club, one brown, a golf flag in a hole, and a banana
GOLF being played with a BANANA in the original way, with a haemorrhoid hovering in the air for good measure
The trajectory of a banana being propelled toward the golf hole it just landed in, marked by a square red flag
Black and cream triangles, the foreground being black, with cream writing: 'FACT:'
Unusual-looking 3D lines and surfaces with the main one reading '3D modelling software cannot do tents', and another nasty-looking haemorrhoid thrown in for good measure
Wider view of the lines and surfaces of the previous image, showing they are indeed arranged in a glitchy mistaken way as a failed model of a tent
Wider view than the previous slide. Now there are 4 versions of the poorly-modelled tent, all different sizes; the whole assembly appears to be hovering in mid-air
Even wider view, zoomed out from the previous image, which shows as a chaotic arrangement of 3D surfaces, lines and fragments

the truth IS out there

but will u accept it???