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The word FACTS and a picture of a nasty-looking haemorrhoid

INFORMATIONAL PRESENTATION: FACTS

BOOK: HOW TO SURVIVE A PANDEMIC

BOOK: HOW TO SURVIVE A PANDEMIC

A mess of happy blobs

SECRET WEAPON: Happy

Cover art for a breaking sound wave - capsule - pen & ink drawing of a sound wave breaking up

NEW MUSIC: a breaking sound wave - capsule

Banana in the shape of a smile

GREETING: hello

MIGHTY TOWER OF RUDE WORDS written in pen within a pen-drawn rectangle

NEW IDIOCY: MIGHTY TOWER OF RUDE WORDS